Fashion Flubbs, Chubbs and Everything in Between

Since CRF was out for sometime I took the liberty in noticing this weeks fashion flubs and a lot more.

I know the “permanent markser” was already discussed but what is up with her hair. Thanks to the invention of ‘pom-poms’ she can slick back her dead as hell hair into a pony tail and dress it down with her suits which by the comes in a wide assortment of colours and pocket styles. With fashion being such a diverse thing I couldn’t help but mentioning her near butter colour, irregular and jagged teeth. I hate to wonder what in that mouth would smell like.

The recently concluded communication studies exams brought numerous invigilators to our doors. Who ever said red hair was out was so right. What was the head thinking, if she was at all? Yes she’s old but so is my grandma. Also worth mentioning is M1’s invigilator, she needs Rogaine, fast! On a more positive note though, one of our comm... Studies teachers was seen sporting yellow and blue (navy) on Wed. and Leopard prints on Thursday, if only and she was wearing some stilettos.

Also noticeable is the oh so big group, Chubb Club, some of them really live up to the acrostic for FAT (Fabulous And Thick) while a certain unfortunate looking one lives or should I say dresses the ‘fat stereotype’. Sweetheart, not because SVG just experienced the pencil foot era mean u going wear it in your uniform. It aint for you!

Today was a high day in fashion. Many hair raising ideas took to the stands as the fowl, yes the animal you love to eat, got competition from a certain young lady who roamed the streets of Kingstown in a hair extension nothing shy of disgusting thinking she was hot. Because I didn’t attend afternoon classes today, I got the opportunity to meet this young lady who rivals the macaroni, wearing her one worn out pencil foot jeans at least; it wasn’t borrowed, or was it now? This afternoon, a certain young rising soca star who attends the college strutted her stuff right pass the security in her tube top and skinny jeans that she had to literally jump into.

A serious problem that must be assessed by the students of the college is the “nerd look”. For crying out loud people, not because you think you at the top of your class, you going dressed in slacks and ankle length pants.

Remember, the star can go both ways, just watch what you wear!

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The attire never lies!