Lower Six Reach!

Everybody has been sticking their heads out off class today to see the newcomers strut their stuff through our beautiful gates and inhale the wonderful smell of our still being cut grass..
C.R.F parked themselves at school bright and early this morning to see just what these people who were soo excited to rid themselves of their strict Secondary School rules would do when they got their taste of freedom.
Just as CRF suspected, weaves and hair pieces were on sale today and the natural chicks went straight.
Some even cut off ALL of their hair and stuck in piece of yellow weave..
Skinny pants were also a popular item among our new ones and we saw an awful number of skirts. What happened to “ d college skirt na look good.”? Apparently it looks good enuff becoz we saw a lot of skirts..skirts below the knee (where Mrs.Vanloo would like all our skirts), skirts right above the knee and skirts on the THIGH. Inquiring minds would like to know if parents saw this person(s) leave home this morning.

On to other news:Even though this is very old news from the summa, some people have still been displaying confused faces when a certain “she” was displaying long straightened hair. “Is weave she geh in?” was a popular question among the behind-timers as a certain girl who rocked RAS for the entire lower six showed up with a “new” style.
Aid to confused minds: Once locks aren’t interlocked, they can be loosened.

In other headlines:
Upper six girls, apparently awaiting their final day in college have shortened /purchased cloth to make extremely short skirts. We hope they don’t get thrown out due this apparent lack of material before they even make it to their last days of college..
Also, some people have decided to also rid themselves of their HAIR.. a certain girl with a college-famous mother has decided to rid herself of the burden of a comb and brush and has gone basically flat! Curious minds would like to know whether it’s a family tradition….

CRF would have to take a tour around school tomoro and update y’all.
See u soon!