Skirt Mania??

Everyone knows that college skirts were NEVER in fashion. We can all remember saying “eww” under our breaths or in some other way expressing our disapproval with anyone who was seen patrolling the streets of Kingstown in their skirts. WHAT HAPPENED?
History of skirt wearing: Skirts were at first only allowed to be worn by persons with some religious band from the original pant uniform and needed to have some sort of clothing.
Skirt wearing today: Today we see a wide assortment of skirts –boxed pleats, fine pleats, short skirts, super-short skirts…and let’s not forget LONG skirts.
Why the sudden change?!

Now, I’m not saying that some of these skirts don’t look good, infact, certain lower six persons have been credited with rocking the skirt with a certain finesse BUT some persons clearly have made the WRONG uniform choices, and, either need to get OUT of their skirt or save $24 and link themselves up with some plaid material.

How do I know which uniform is right for me?
Narrow hips with “booty”: The skirt is a good option for you. You can however make a pant that is a little closer at the ankle (skinny jean-ish) to give the illusion of more hips.
Bootylicious: Since we are living in a society where “booty” is an important asset, you can play this up by wearing a pant that is fitted but has enough room to pinch. Make your pant looser. YES I said LOOSER!! Many persons think that making their pants tighter gives the illusion of more ass-ets but it does the opposite. Super tight pants may actually flatten the tush.
Ms. NoBooty: Wear a skirt! Please ensure that you do not use too much material because it makes you look like you’re swimming in clothing.

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